Madonna’s boyfriend, Jesus, wants to be a DJ. Whatever next, the son of God?

We'll be the judge of that.

Well Jesus honey, want want want doesn’t get. Unless you put out.

Oh.

In other similar/same news, Jesus Luz doesn’t want to, and we quote, ‘be seen as just a model’.

*looks around room*

So Madonna – who some publications are radically calling ‘The Material Girl’ (‘I’ll sue!’ screams OGL) – has forked out 30,000 shiny English golden coins on a wotsit that magically spins and, piff-paff-puff, turns models into DJs. Erm, ‘Shuffle’ button?

Toodle-oo.

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6 comments to “Madonna’s boyfriend, Jesus, wants to be a DJ. Whatever next, the son of God?”

  1. ;-)

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  2. Because he got the D&G gig all of his own accord… silly moo.

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  3. Nice tan. Do St. Tropez do that shade?

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  4. I frankly don’t know where I’d be without my shuffle button. It has saved many an awkward moment.

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  5. Well as the lines go in Madge’s movie Evita:
    They called me a whore! They actually called me a whore!
    But, Segnora Perón, it’s an easy mistake. I’m still called an admiral, though I gave up the sea long ago.
    So they will always call you a “model”. Just as Jack Wrangler was called an Ex-porn star.
    Hey MR DJ MODEL PUT ANOTHER RECORD ON.

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  6. ….. Jesus!

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