Oh boo to the power of Photoshop’s smudge tool, for it denies us what we imagine to be the delights of Bear Gryll’s male parts. However, we do have a little clip from his new show Man vs Wild, where the man known as Bear (who, let’s face it, is not really a Bear Bear) gets his kit off and, naturally, jumps in to freezing cold water.
It doesn’t reveal any penage, but the rest of the man Scout is on show and you get to appreciate his general cave man appeal… If you like that sort of thing… which we do, so there. Jump the jump for the viddy.
Bear Grylly’s willy... or not quite,