Golf’s, you know, shite.
Though, thinking about it, we did have a thoroughly healthy crush on Nick Faldo at the age of twelve (we were twelve, he must have been, ooh, at least a number beginning with 4. We were very precocious you know…). And we do like a nicely mown lawn so, you know, (golf) swings and roundabouts and trampolines.
Any(fair)ways, there’s this bloke called Sergio Garcia and apparently he plays golf (evidence here, here and all over your face) and not only does he have a big ole club in his hands, he’s very happy to see us.
ps. Close-up on the VPL after the break sponsored by Accurist or something.
Now you're interested in golf...,