What a lucky dog! Not only did he get his life saved when he got blown off a pier in Melbourne, Australia. He got his life saved by a very hot young’un (he’s twenty before you start) who stripped down to bra and panties to jump in after dawg, named Bibi.
The lad – one Raden Soemawinata (isn’t that in the noodle section on the Wagamama menu?) – was at the pier scattering his grandmother’s ashes (in a high wind strong enough to blow innocent dogs off their paws?) when he noticed Bibi struggling to get out of the water.
Without a single thought for his own safety he stripped off his black trousers to reveal some very nicely laundered boxer briefs and a sports sock (which we don’t usually approve of with a black trouser and a city shoe, but seeing as there’s heroism and animals getting saved, we’ll overlook it). And in he jumped – the boxer briefs no doubt going all transparent with the water – grabbed Bibi and clambered out to the general jubilation of Bibi’s mummy, one Sue Drummond, who really ought to invest in a lead.
As for Raden, we demand a Crimewatch-style reconstruction using real people not actors.