Ever felt like tossing yourself off a pier? (That’s ‘tossing yourself off a pier’ not ‘tossing yourself off on a pier’)

Them panties is going to go all see-through

What a lucky dog! Not only did he get his life saved when he got blown off a pier in Melbourne, Australia. He got his life saved by a very hot young’un (he’s twenty before you start) who stripped down to bra and panties to jump in after dawg, named Bibi.

The lad – one Raden Soemawinata (isn’t that in the noodle section on the Wagamama menu?) – was at the pier scattering his grandmother’s ashes (in a high wind strong enough to blow innocent dogs off their paws?) when he noticed Bibi struggling to get out of the water.

Without a single thought for his own safety he stripped off his black trousers to reveal some very nicely laundered boxer briefs and a sports sock (which we don’t usually approve of with a black trouser and a city shoe, but seeing as there’s heroism and animals getting saved, we’ll overlook it). And in he jumped – the boxer briefs no doubt going all transparent with the water – grabbed Bibi and clambered out to the general jubilation of Bibi’s mummy, one Sue Drummond, who really ought to invest in a lead.

As for Raden, we demand a Crimewatch-style reconstruction using real people not actors.

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5 comments to “Ever felt like tossing yourself off a pier? (That’s ‘tossing yourself off a pier’ not ‘tossing yourself off on a pier’)”

  1. What a lovely story. That deserves an ‘awwwwww’.

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  2. No pix of him all soaking wet then? Pah. What’s the use…

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  3. Maybe the dog was really his grandmother who didn’t want her ashes in the ocean.

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  4. Is that Mika?

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