Celine Dion est avec un sprog. Or une sprogette… we’re not that good.

The happy couple? *strokes Celine's hair (and Rene's beard)*

Oh, little/big Saline Dion off-of songs… she’s up the dilly-dally-duff, if some people are to be believed (The Montreal Gazette *waves*).

Sealion, 41-years-old with a heart of gold and a penchant for Pizza Hut (really. We have sources), is thought to have undergone fertility treatment in London’s glittering New York. It will be her second child with René Angelil off-of Santa. Her first is eight-year-old René-Charles off-of hair.

Isn’t that nice? And we don’t even like children. Most of them should really be banned…

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3 comments to “Celine Dion est avec un sprog. Or une sprogette… we’re not that good.”

  1. Celine/Saline/Sealion – j’adore!

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  2. santa. ja.dore.more.

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  3. She will now be able to change the baby and her husband.

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