And when they say ‘white powder’ we think they mean coke. Ssssssh, don’t tell anyone.
Anyways, we have several things to say on the matter:
– Kerry Katona got £250,000 a year for making impenetrable vowel sounds whilst holding up bags of frozen vaul-au-vents and pointing at deep fat fried Battenburg cakes. She now doesn’t. Hooray!
– Despite being made bankrupt last year, Kerry Katona still lives in a £1.5million house in Wilmslow, Cheshire and drives a fancy car that we can’t name but we know it’s fancy. Why?
– Snorting coke with your kids downstairs? Social services much?
– And c) and d)