Dirty Kerry Katona sacked by Iceland for ‘snorting white powder’. Er, hello? Where’ve you been? Heads stuck inside the frozen nuggets aisle?

Not on your coke-snorting nelly...

And when they say ‘white powder’ we think they mean coke. Ssssssh, don’t tell anyone.

Anyways, we have several things to say on the matter:

– Hooray.

– Kerry Katona got £250,000 a year for making impenetrable vowel sounds whilst holding up bags of frozen vaul-au-vents and pointing at deep fat fried Battenburg cakes. She now doesn’t. Hooray!

– Despite being made bankrupt last year, Kerry Katona still lives in a £1.5million house in Wilmslow, Cheshire and drives a fancy car that we can’t name but we know it’s fancy. Why?

– Snorting coke with your kids downstairs? Social services much?

– And c) and d)

Ta-ta.

 

 

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2 comments to “Dirty Kerry Katona sacked by Iceland for ‘snorting white powder’. Er, hello? Where’ve you been? Heads stuck inside the frozen nuggets aisle?”

  1. Silly cunt. Nuff said.

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  2. She’s only looking shocked in that phot because one of her kids put a bag of chicken breast fillets into the trolley and she wanted them to have Turkey Twizzlers. She doesn’t like all that ‘posh, fancy stuff’

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