Now, while the Coco Mademoiselle (that’s Coco Missy to you) TV ad was one of our favourites ever, the new print campaign with Keira Knightley with her blouse all akimbo is causing a furore among the kids on the street (OK, the trouts at the Daily Cunt).
Has she been – no! stop! the horror! gather those children to your breast and run! run, do you hear?! – digitally airbrushed? Because, of course, most multi-squillion dollar advertising campaigns usually just use the photo as it is when it comes back from Snappy Snaps, right? They even got an airbrushing expert in to verify it. *Holds it up to the light, moves glasses halfway down nose, confirms ‘digital wizardry’ has been employed*
‘If the image has been airbrushed,’ said Brains Trust member and MP Lynne Featherstone (who happens to be our own personal local empee), ‘then people need to know so they don’t try and achieve what is totally unrealistic.’
Tell it to MichaelAngelo, say we.