Lesson one at Kerry Katona’s school of being a media whore – never cry unless in the presence of cameras as they would be wasted tears.

Boo hoo!

Big Fat Liar Kerry Katona is captured here sobbing over the loss of her 25% discount on chicken nuggets from Iceland after being dumped for being a crack whore. What are those kiddies going to be eating now? The carpet? Dog’s mess found in the garden? Nice balanced meals at their daddy, Bryan McFadden’s house?

Reunited with Mark, the guy who seemed very nice and not a little sexy to us when we met him but who she likes to portray as a borderline wife-beater (honey, if you lived with BFLKK, wouldn’t you want to kick the living shit out of her? If the shit would ever come out of her, with that diet), here she is photographed, filmed, blogged and seven other media platformed having a boo hoo in Tenerife. We’ve been there: it’s bad, but not that bad.

Apparently things have been getting on top of her (not Mark, surely!) since she was pictured snorting white powder, which lost her the quarter of a mil job at Iceland.

If only the white powder had been ground down glass! Too harsh?

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2 comments to “Lesson one at Kerry Katona’s school of being a media whore – never cry unless in the presence of cameras as they would be wasted tears.”

  1. Can you believe Iceland have kept the bitch on so long? My mum – an Iceland habituee – wouldn’t have her in the house.

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  2. Who is looking after the kids while she is feeling sorry for herself about what a fuckwit she’s been?

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