Nice pair, Ricky!

Oh, Ricky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Ricky

Now, much as the sight of a full-grown man with children is wrong, sick and frankly turns our stomachs, you must admit Ricky Martin off-of mysterious sexuality is looking mighty fine here, if you can see past those pesky kids.

They are Valentino and Matteo, made with Ricky’s own rick Latino sperm, and it’s their first birthday apparently (why aren’t they at college then?). This celebrationary shot¬†appeared on Rix’s Twitter page. He’s apparently been taking a career break (what, since ‘La Vida Loca’ in 1999?) to look after these two boys full time¬†in his home island of Puerto Rico.

*someone breaks into a rousing chorus of ‘America’ from West Side Story: ‘Peurto Rico… My heart’s devotion. Let it slip back into the ocean…’*

Who at the back made a joke about it not being the first time Ricky Martin has devoted himself to looking after boys? Cheap, rude and quite funny. Gold star.

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One comment to “Nice pair, Ricky!”

  1. Aw, bless. Aw, how patronising am I.

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