Q: Is it us, or are them Frenchies having a much better time on their Big Brother than we are? A: Don’t know because we’re not watching Big Brother.

Knock that box out the way

While the British Big Brother contestants are busy wanking under duvets (so we’ve heard – it may be all very Andy Warhol, but watching some buff New Yorker from the early 70s sleeping is a whole lot more interesting than watching a Brummy builder from 2009 wanking under a duvet. If you could see what was gong on under the duvet that might be a horse of an entirely different colour…) the Frenchies are having a very sexy time.

Over in Paris (we assume it’s Paris – are there other bits of France?) Secret Story, their version, has always been nose to nipple with boys rollicking in the showers, whacking it out over croissants, hanging strings of onions round it…

But we think Jonathan’s naked dance to ‘The Birdy Song’ is a new high, even though that pesky black box beloved of the Frenchies covers all the action though we do love how it expands and then retracts according to whether it’s whacking against his leg or flying through the air. Watch out for the behind shots, where you can just spot how chunky that baguette is.

Amusez-vous bien apres le jump…

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2 comments to “Q: Is it us, or are them Frenchies having a much better time on their Big Brother than we are? A: Don’t know because we’re not watching Big Brother.”

  1. Literally more interest in those two minutes than in nine weeks of the British one.

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  2. Am I to infer from this that French men have no arses to shag off? I had mo’ ass at age 2! :-)

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