This man is like officially the greatest athlete in the world right now. Anything that keeps him in Lycra, right?

Take it ALL off!

His name is Trey Hardee (‘hard’ *snigger*) and is off-of America and this weekend he walked, hopped, skipped and jumped away with the decathlon gold medal at the World Track and Field Championships in Berlin. Which makes him like officially the *enters echo chamber* greatest athlete in the world! *exits echo chamber* Which is like, hooray!

The only fly in the oinkment as far as we can see (and we’re good at overlooking flies, even in oinkment, so it may not be a dealbreaker) is he seems a little on the simple side. On his Twitter profile he lists his loves as ‘oatmeal, naps, his dog Dignan, pole vaulting, water, the internet, ATX, and the purity of track and field’. Spooky! Us too! Especially the purity thing.

Oh, and Jesus. Love the guy. Couldn’t live without him. Phone him almost every three minutes.

Triple jump the jump to see pics of him in Speedos, with VPL and with legs akimbo…

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3 comments to “This man is like officially the greatest athlete in the world right now. Anything that keeps him in Lycra, right?”

  1. What has happened to his leg in that last photo? Either it is transparent and that is bone or it’s a weird tan line or it’s a white-wee trickle… lots of it. I’ll take the last option.

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  2. You’re looking at his leg!

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  3. Legs akimbo? Tsk.

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