*takes deep breath*
The dress, the dainty glove, the bridesmaid shoes, the lady in the suit with the hand, the eyebrow, the face on it, the Cadbury’s purple curtains, the thumb-meets-index-finger, the colour co-ordination (curtains-tie-detail over right boob-lipstick-cockring), the corsage, everything else we missed. Including ‘large’.
And not only is that a weekly shopping list for a busy working mum, but a check-list Strictly Come
On Our Tits Dancing style-ee, courtesy of Natalie Cassidy off-of Used To Be In EastEnders And Was Thin-ish For Five Minutes. Credit where credit’s due, people.