Take some gay, add some gay, dip in gay and deep fry in gay, serve with a gay garnish. What have you got? Kylie singing Abba in a notorious cruising ground of yesteryore

Sing it, girl!

Imagine it: Kylie Minogue, icon to a generation of gays in tight clothing singing two songs from the gay Bible, also known as the Abba songbook. Live. Well… as live as it gets when you’re talking about Kylie. In a park. In London. Do you think any gay men might go?

The event is thoughtfully called Thank You For the Music and will feature the musicality of Abba, in collaboration with Benny and Bjorn (the ladies have gone mad, married stalkers and become baronesses so they’re far too busy), and the vocal talents of Chaka Khan, Elaine ‘potato actress’ Paige, Sharleen off-of Texas, The Feeling, VV Brown, erm, Jason Donovan and Lulu, who will be doing ‘Weee-eee-eeell, Waterloo…’ There will also be The Benny Andersson Band, who we have it on very reliable authority, are very good indeed.

Take hampers and booze and set your phone to Grindr and get down to Hyde Park on Sunday 13th September. And we did know what songs Kylie was going to sing but we’ve forgotten.

Honestly, we’d forget our own bottoms if they weren’t screwed off.

 

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3 comments to “Take some gay, add some gay, dip in gay and deep fry in gay, serve with a gay garnish. What have you got? Kylie singing Abba in a notorious cruising ground of yesteryore”

  1. I can smell the poppers from here…

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  2. call it a day Kylie will you?

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  3. Maybe crazy as a box of hair Susan Boyle could sing the Barbara Dickson part of I Know Him So Well with the great Ms. Paige. Or Susan Boyle could sing “The Visitors” and talk to her cat.

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