Look at those come-to-spit-roast eyes…

C'mon then, shift up...

And what you can’t see is that OB (Our Boys) have their pants off – right off – and are in a state of what can only be described as giddy anticipation. 

*spits in one hand; spits in other hand; rubs hands together*

Too rough ‘n’ tumble? Too mach’? Too Spaghetti Western? Too moist?

Oh no but really…… yes. No, honestly…… yes.

But in all seriousness, we’re even wondering if it’s a matter for the police, them raping us with their eyes and all that…

But spookily *theme tune to Tales of the Unexpected is heard somewhere in the distance* our boyfriend – Daniel Craig – and future ex-husband – Hugh Jackman – are starring in a play, together, on Broadway, a two-man show it is, written by Keith Huff, called A Steady Rain, in which they both play policemen! Some may even call them cops.

*falls off chair*

This is the first offish publicity shot for it. ‘It’ is about, well, policemen. And for two hours ish of your time, you’ll be watching/hearing them regale you with stories of being, well, policemen. Or cops even. Riveting. But then with that hole in the bottom of your popcorn bucket that’ll be the least of your concerns.

A Steady Rain begins its run on 29th September, finishing on 6th December. Meaning both should be homo for Christmas. We’ve already done the rota.

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3 comments to “Look at those come-to-spit-roast eyes…”

  1. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I think its more like a “Steady White Wee” especially with that 70’s pornstar mustache. I have got to go change my pants. OH GOD! Wolverine is there also! Just lost it again.Will there be nude wrestling? Please?

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  2. *books flight to New York*

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  3. What’s up with the kiddy fiddler moustache that Daniel Craig is sporting? I never find him attractive normally…this just makes it 100x worse.
    However i will let him do the babysitting

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