He also has a name that’s a cross between salmon, salami, semolina, salmonella, Salomy Jane and sodomy. Who’d’ve ever thunk it?
So anyway, Dave has a show we’ve never ever seen. Ever. Amen. From whence this picture comes/came. It’s called Into the Pride. We’d… er… into him… Oh.
He’s like the US and American version of Bear Grylls. So not only is he off-of hot, you’ve also learned something today. Which sort of means we’re eligible for a Lottery grant. Which we’d spend on penny chews, scented candles, some lovely chairs, a fitness ball, crisps ‘n’ dips, vodka with a dash of lemon (we fancied a change) and poppers.
In conclusion, he’s not a lady’s blouson… And we’d even travel to some god forbidden hell-hole to deliver the news. (We wouldn’t.)
More? *points to ‘continues…’ button*
Dave Salmoni knows his crowd.,