Dave Salmoni knows his crowd.

Daddy?

He also has a name that’s a cross between salmon, salami, semolina, salmonella, Salomy Jane and sodomy. Who’d’ve ever thunk it?

So anyway, Dave has a show we’ve never ever seen. Ever. Amen. From whence this picture comes/came. It’s called Into the Pride. We’d… er… into him… Oh. 

He’s like the US and American version of Bear Grylls. So not only is he off-of hot, you’ve also learned something today. Which sort of means we’re eligible for a Lottery grant. Which we’d spend on penny chews, scented candles, some lovely chairs, a fitness ball, crisps ‘n’ dips, vodka with a dash of lemon (we fancied a change) and poppers.

In conclusion, he’s not a lady’s blouson… And we’d even travel to some god forbidden hell-hole to deliver the news. (We wouldn’t.)

More? *points to ‘continues…’ button*

So manly. Grrrr. Is that your Kabbalah bracelet? From behind. Some people insist on it.
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6 comments to “Dave Salmoni knows his crowd.”

  1. Love? Pretty close.

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  2. i wanna rest my face on them furry man-titties please.

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  3. His furry man-titties are my bed for this evening.

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  4. so considerate of him to cover up his not-very-attractive-face with all that hair

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  5. who cares about the face you can sit on that !!

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  6. not very attractive face? the man is hot and pretty too. just saw him on Conan O’Brian, 9/24. got a glimpse of his tummy, lol. he’s gorgeous in every way. started googling for photos right away…

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