He also has a name that’s a cross between salmon, salami, semolina, salmonella, Salomy Jane and sodomy. Who’d've ever thunk it?
So anyway, Dave has a show we’ve never ever seen. Ever. Amen. From whence this picture comes/came. It’s called Into the Pride. We’d… er… into him… Oh.
He’s like the US and American version of Bear Grylls. So not only is he off-of hot, you’ve also learned something today. Which sort of means we’re eligible for a Lottery grant. Which we’d spend on penny chews, scented candles, some lovely chairs, a fitness ball, crisps ‘n’ dips, vodka with a dash of lemon (we fancied a change) and poppers.
In conclusion, he’s not a lady’s blouson… And we’d even travel to some god forbidden hell-hole to deliver the news. (We wouldn’t.)
More? *points to ‘continues…’ button*
Love? Pretty close.
i wanna rest my face on them furry man-titties please.
His furry man-titties are my bed for this evening.
so considerate of him to cover up his not-very-attractive-face with all that hair
who cares about the face you can sit on that !!
not very attractive face? the man is hot and pretty too. just saw him on Conan O’Brian, 9/24. got a glimpse of his tummy, lol. he’s gorgeous in every way. started googling for photos right away…