Oh, look, Jesus is doing work experience in Madonna’s new video

'Two ham barms and a Curly Wurly when you've got a minute'

Very nice though we’re sure he is (we’re not sure actually, but we are sure he’s very short), Jesus Luz off-of Madonna is fast becoming the Myleene Klass of the modelling world. By which we mean he’s getting work he patently doesn’t deserve (Myleene on The One Show? Name one person who likes her. Go on. One. Even half a one. Even one who doesn’t loathe her with every fibre in their body. And yet the work keeps a-rolling in. While Rose West still doesn’t have her own show. Crazy world).

Here he is in his latest incarnation as a DJ (yeah, neither are we!) in the video for Madonna’s latest, ‘Celebration’, which we must say is growing on us.

By the way, how many teasers for this video do you think there are going to be? We’ve already had the dancer teaser. Now the Jesus teaser. Is Madonna going to tease us to the brink of orgasm before we get to see the whole thing?

See all 18 seconds of the tease over the jump if you must…

As for the track listing for the Celebration greatest hits album thingy, it goes thusly…

CD 1:
01) Hung Up
02) Music
03) Vogue
04) 4 Minutes
05) Holiday
06) Everybody
07) Like A Virgin
08) Into The Groove
09) Like A Prayer
10) Ray Of Light
11) Sorry
12) Express Yourself
13) Open Your Heart
14) Borderline
15) Secret
16) Erotica
17) Justify My Love
18) Revolver

CD 2:
01) Dress You Up
02) Material Girl
03) La Isla Bonita
04) Papa Don’t Preach
05) Lucky Star
06) Burning Up
07) Crazy For You
08) Who’s That Girl
09) Frozen
10) Miles Away
11) Take A Bow
12) Live To Tell
13) Beautiful Stranger
14) Hollywood
15) Die Another Day
16) Don’t Tell Me
17) Cherish
18) Celebration

…which we don’t think is half bad…

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5 comments to “Oh, look, Jesus is doing work experience in Madonna’s new video”

  1. He’s much fitter in motion than he is in photos.

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  2. With no hint of Human Nature, Rain or Jimmy Jimmy, this is one album I most definitely will not be buying.

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  3. … and all Madonna’s friends are quietly cringing in the background going, ‘Sssssh, don’t say anything. She’s having one of her turns.’

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  4. Ugh.

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  5. Cher bagel boy faze. Maybe she’ll grow out of it. Or maybe it’s her Kevin Federline faze, either way it will not end up nicely for Jesus. Hey SEAN PENN is gonna be single again.

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