Kylie does Bollywood. There must have been money involved.

Oof!

You know Kylie. There’s no end (or beginning, we can never remember which) to her talents so when someone said, ‘Come and try your hand at Bollywood,’ she said, ‘How much is on the table?’

Obviously enough was on the table for this desperate piece of business. It’s called ‘Chiggy Wiggy’ but we don’t think it’s referring to her actual hair.

See it – and hate it – over the break…

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8 comments to “Kylie does Bollywood. There must have been money involved.”

  1. Er, what the Jack Duckworth is her mouth doing in that video? Too much surgery? Oh yes.

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  2. Shit song? Oh yes.

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  3. I looked up retarded in the OED today. It said, ‘Kylie fans’.
    *goes into hiding*

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  4. I quite like the man’s bits, but then I generally do

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  5. This is poor Kylie’s pathetic attempt at copying Madonna’s 4 Minutes track. As usual, she hasnt quite got it right. Again.

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  6. Her face: Ageing versus ribbon lift. And then there’s the lips: I suspect a slight injectable plumping paired with that odd gloss/lining effect a la Madonna’s Immaculate Collection booklet photos (you know what I mean!).

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  7. … oh … 4 MINUTES was dire! Nothing to aspire to … even for Kylie.

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  8. “…nothing to aspire to..” apart from the 43 countries it was number one in. Hah.

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