There is a Daily Mail dating site? *despairs*

*makes despairing sounds like, 'Aaaaarrrgh!'*

Two bigots meet over the counter at Greggs. They’re united by their love of grease and hate of almost everything else. They deplore racism on Big Brother (which they’re secretly addicted to), but complain about ‘all those foreigners coming and taking our jobs’. They moan about the country ‘going to the dogs’ yet they plead for patriotism. They single-handedly change the meaning of ‘real’ to ‘fat’ (see anything on Femail). They berate airbrushed magazine covers, yet highlight the teeny tiniest bit of cellulite, and of course they parade their anti-gay marriage, anti-gay adoption, anti-gay Gaydar views (see anything written by Amanda ‘I’m not homophobic, but…’ Platell). And now, these people can meet on the Daily Mail dating website, have a little grope down an alley, produce spawn and ensure their bigoted bile lives on. Oh hooray. And what an array of beauties they have to choose from…

HotWe have MellyMel from Ashford whose photograph was taken in 1982, the Cilla-esque LittleJem from Stockport and Barney from Bury, who screams ‘backyard within a backyard’ to us, but who are we to judge? Even cunts need love.
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3 comments to “There is a Daily Mail dating site? *despairs*”

  1. So funny if it wasn’t so very VERY tragic…

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  2. I think I shagged Barney from Bury. Or was it Bury from Barney? I don’t recall, but he had a whispy cock.

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  3. You know they’re all shagging around behind someone equally chubby’s back. Fat back.

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