And you know what’s really weird… ours goes all the way down to there too. It must be a sign.
And he does have a name. Travis. Now that’s not very sex, is it? His surname is Rettenmeir. Which sounds like a make of dog and also like a girl we went to university with. Who was stupidly rich and a cunt. And also a dog. Or, as we liked to put it, ‘Daddy’s millions can’t by you a nice face, can they?’
And fun fact – this guy, Travis Whatshischops… he’s a tennis player and apparently has the ‘sickest hands ever at the net.’
Wha? Cha? Kha? Are they poorly? Do they need Savlon and a neck rub?
Ooh, more nudity…