It’s a celebration! Which is why we have a glass of Blue Nun and some cheesey-pineappley ones laid out on a decorator’s table

We have opened a bag of Quavers and everything!

Yes, people, after much teasing – oh, it’s the dancers; oh, it’s Jesus; oh, it’s Madonna’s new frock – we finally have the full-length, full-strength, full something else ending in ‘ength’ video for the new single ‘Celebration’ *somebody parps one of those curly parp things with a feather on the end*

Not only but also… if you go to iTunes store sometime between today and Thursday, you can download the full ‘ength’ video quite for free and pop in your order for the album, which has all those records you already have – ‘remastered’ – and two new tracks, this and something else.

Enjoy. Celebrate, even. Over the jump…

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13 comments to “It’s a celebration! Which is why we have a glass of Blue Nun and some cheesey-pineappley ones laid out on a decorator’s table”

  1. Okay song, shit video. The free download is obviously very canny.

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  2. Boo copyright. For fuck’s sake, record companies, get a grip and let us watch your videos. It’s called ‘promotion’. May ring bells.

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  3. (Oh it’s back. Please do excuse my rant. Though it applies to the next time it happens.)

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  4. Jesus, please go to bed now.

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  5. Was an inovator in the music video genre through Music. Then she phoned them in and this is one of her worst videos. From the illfitting, illadvised dress (Stella must have thrown out some same fabric) to the nudge nudge wink wink of the toyboy dj (model with aspirations) boyfriend – “didn’t recognize you with your clothes on” line which is not timed to work with the song as he is now shirtless. You should recognize him now he looks like a 12 year old that goes to school with Lourdes. Great song horrendous video.

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  6. kylie vid’s are much better.

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  7. Can we stop with the vituperative Madonna commentary? Yes, she’s old, who cares, get over it, etc… Erm, and the dress? Balmain, not Stella…boots, Louboutin. It’s a fun video, and you’re only showing your age if you didn’t think so. And KYLIE? Hello? Not even remotely in the same league. At least Madonna can dance!

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  8. I agree. Though as a rule, you’ll find this site and its users very pro-Madonna… (and very anti-Kylie. Thank fuck.) Though you have to be reasonable at times… and this is really not Madonna’s best work. It’s not even close to being as good as her average work, especially considering the genius and provocative videos she has done in the past. And this Jesus thing does come across as rather pathetic and disingenuous, even though we can never really know whether the latter is true.
    But I think we can all agree that merely comparing Kylie to Madonna is insulting. The only thing they have in common is that they’re women, though I do wonder whether there’s any human left in the plastic amoeba that is Kylie.

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  9. at least kylie never put her boyfriend ih any of her videos. And her bf is a lot better looking than jesus.

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  10. But she did put him in her advert for her perfume…

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  11. Kylie did a perfume.

    That makes her scum.

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  12. why can’t u guys see that Kylie has tonnes more dignity than Madonna? Has Kylie ever done anything like SEX book? She has always been demure – and her music is great, her contribution to the joys of gay people is monumental.
    PLUS, she’s been recognised by the Queen for her contribution to music.
    Madonna?? No way. Sorry

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  13. Oh Please, Truth, do we really need to go there with you again? *sighs* J’adore you, je can’t get enough of you, etc. but Kylie… oh, my coffee’s not kicked in and I don’t have the umph. But suffice it to say, Madonna ain’t from a Commonwealth nation so wouldn’t be able to be ‘recognised’ by the Queen. The rest goes without saying, blah de blah.
    Bye.
    ps. The SEX book is one of the reasons Madonna is one of the greats, and Kylie never will (or could) be.
    pps. Coffee’s kicking in.

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