Fat Lady – lady? – Clarissa likes to attend events where animals are chased to death. Nice.

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Penny for your thoughts, pretty lady… Oh, you’re thinking of what fun it would be to sit and watch as a hare gets chased around by a dog for hours before being savaged to death. Yes, that does sound fun.

Clarissa Dickson-Wright, one half of the viler than vile Two Fat Ladies (a bath wouldn’t have gone amiss, but then it must be a bit of a tight squeeze for lardy ‘ladies’ such as these), has been found to have attended two hare coursing events in 2007.

The Crown Prosecution Service said at a private case launched by the International Fund for Animal Welfare that it would not pursue her in this instance (it would be quite an easy pursuit though, wouldn’t it?) but that if she did it again her big, fat, tired, lazy arse would be going down. If they could find a cell big enough to contain it.

Set the dogs on her, we say.

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3 comments to “Fat Lady – lady? – Clarissa likes to attend events where animals are chased to death. Nice.”

  1. I like how we’re supposed to find these two cute and endearing and old, yet they’re just cunts. Well, one still is a cunt, the other’s dead. Latter might have lost a bit of weight, mind. Silver linings and all that.

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  2. She looks like the late Quintin Hogg. Which is a funny name.

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  3. silly old cunt.

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