Penny for your thoughts, pretty lady… Oh, you’re thinking of what fun it would be to sit and watch as a hare gets chased around by a dog for hours before being savaged to death. Yes, that does sound fun.
Clarissa Dickson-Wright, one half of the viler than vile Two Fat Ladies (a bath wouldn’t have gone amiss, but then it must be a bit of a tight squeeze for lardy ‘ladies’ such as these), has been found to have attended two hare coursing events in 2007.
The Crown Prosecution Service said at a private case launched by the International Fund for Animal Welfare that it would not pursue her in this instance (it would be quite an easy pursuit though, wouldn’t it?) but that if she did it again her big, fat, tired, lazy arse would be going down. If they could find a cell big enough to contain it.
Set the dogs on her, we say.