Why don’t you just get a job, you fat slag?

Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

Riddle-de-diddle-de-dee us this? What is the difference between homely househunter Danielle Lloyd, spotted here with her latest ‘beau’, some footballer (sometimes research just isn’t worth the effort) and a hooker?

Answers on a postcard.

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11 comments to “Why don’t you just get a job, you fat slag?”

  1. How dare you tarnish slags with her bad name…!

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  2. Jeesh, some people are just asking for a slap. Look at it…
    *gouges eyes out*

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  3. The answer to your question is: None. Except hookers tend to be more honest about their vocation.

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  4. Ooh, he lovely.

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  5. Dread to think about the state of that flange.

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  6. Seriously, how stupid are these footballers? Oh yeah, I forgot…

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  7. Can we talk about the rosary beads on him?

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  8. And the Eastern European jeans?

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  9. You don’t have to pay a hooker.

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  10. Liz Hurley jeans.

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  11. Hookers have more self respect and are less likely to shag any passing mammal with a pulse

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