We enjoy the delightful aussieBum adverts as much as the next back-bottom-loving, revealing-panty-wearing gay. We missed many a 38 while enjoying the posters splurged *hmm, splurged* across bus-stops citywide earlier this year, though naturally we wouldn’t be seen alive wearing the clichéd nonsense. And we most certainly wouldn’t – which is street for ‘would not’ – get the image tattooed on our arm, or leg or back or anywhere else for that matter. See above. Oh dear. Deary dear. Dearly McDear. Rudolf the red-nosed Reindeer. Dear.
All of which begs the question… What product would you get tattooed on your person and where? Answers post le jump pulease.