OK, so she’s only famous for being the dumpy re-habbed daughter of a drug addict and a faeces-obsessed plastic surgery victim, but we actually quite liked Kelly when we met her (mind you, she didn’t like it when a friend of ours tried to take her on a gallop on an invisible horse around a nightclub! But she was all over ex-porn star Aiden Shaw like the nasty rash he’s probably had to deal with on many an occasion!)
Anyway, anyway, back in the room… here she is dressed like her mother and looking every inch like a cross between plumpsy from Cheers and a telephone doodle pad in the American version of Strictly Come Dancing, known as Dancing with the Stars.
And while we’re on the subject: What is white and swishes round the dancefloor? Cum Dancing!