Cheryl Cole’s new song. Shame there’s no song in it.

We'll be the judge of that.

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Well, it’s a shocking carry-on, really. The voice sounds like every other female singer of no particular voice to speak of after it’s been put through the Moulinex blender, the ‘song’ is a clonky old piece of shite with nic ‘n’ nac ‘n’ bric ‘n’ brac nicked from every lame R&B record since 1994, the lyrics are, well, Joni Mitchell won’t be breathing the exhaust fumes from her big yellow taxi. Add a nice dose of over-exposure and what do you get…?

Victoria Beckham’s sorry attempt at a solo career.

We win awards for our music reviews, you know… 

Judge for yourself (harshly) after the break sponsored by Cadbury’s, yours for a snip at £173billion…

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4 comments to “Cheryl Cole’s new song. Shame there’s no song in it.”

  1. Oh my, terrible barely covers it.

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  2. Goodness! Posh Spice is Dame Kiri Te Kanawa in comparision. Can we call Sharon Osborne to review? Please!

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  3. Just dull.

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  4. Makes me miss ‘Out Of My Mind’. And that’s saying something.

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