‘Don’t mess with Muslims, right?’ Now, if you were recording your suicide video, don’t you think you could come up with a better script?

Yikes!

So, these gorgeous creatures are the gents responsible for you having to fanny around at customs getting your Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille eau into a mini-plastic bag (which they will sell to you!) Not only that – and this might even be worse! – they are the idiots who tried to take hydrogen peroxide in Oasis bottles onto a flight in order to blow it up. Oh, and part-time models.

Now, if you were a suicide warrior hell bent on taking out the evil West would you a). live in that evil West (and have a regional accent!)? b). come up with the shittest ever suicide video, featuring you in a ladies’ scarf talking about ‘learn not to mess with Muslims’ c). argue, when caught red-handed, that you thought you were taking part in a documentary when challenged about the video.

Oh, you were taking part in a documentary, alright: one filmed by Her Majesty’s Secret Services (hooray!) through a hole in the wall of your scumbag flat.

And c). and d)….

 

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2 comments to “‘Don’t mess with Muslims, right?’ Now, if you were recording your suicide video, don’t you think you could come up with a better script?”

  1. As my mother would say, if your brains were made of hydrogen peroxide you wouldn’t have enough to blow your tan off.

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  2. Let’s hope they can keep a good grip on their soap, otherwise they will be finding out just how decadent the west really can be.

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