So, these gorgeous creatures are the gents responsible for you having to fanny around at customs getting your Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille eau into a mini-plastic bag (which they will sell to you!) Not only that – and this might even be worse! – they are the idiots who tried to take hydrogen peroxide in Oasis bottles onto a flight in order to blow it up. Oh, and part-time models.
Now, if you were a suicide warrior hell bent on taking out the evil West would you a). live in that evil West (and have a regional accent!)? b). come up with the shittest ever suicide video, featuring you in a ladies’ scarf talking about ‘learn not to mess with Muslims’ c). argue, when caught red-handed, that you thought you were taking part in a documentary when challenged about the video.
Oh, you were taking part in a documentary, alright: one filmed by Her Majesty’s Secret Services (hooray!) through a hole in the wall of your scumbag flat.
And c). and d)….