It’s a hard life for ‘Scum’s gone to Iceland’ Kerry Katona.
If she’s not crying over being dumped/getting back together/being dumped by her husbear Mark, or being filmed while hoovering up a bunch of coke while her fat children play innocently downstairs, she’s crying because she’s had some bad news at the bank (like here, yesterday). Obviously, don’t cry in front of your bank manager. Save those tears until they can do you some good in front of cameras.
One thing we fail to understand is, if you go bankrupt – as she apparently has – don’t you lose your home and your car? And doesn’t your husband lose any of his 12 businesses? Answers on the back of a £20 note.