Kerry Katona’s guide to never crying unless it’s in public with lots of cameras around, part 986

Boo hoo

It’s a hard life for ‘Scum’s gone to Iceland’ Kerry Katona.

If she’s not crying over being dumped/getting back together/being dumped by her husbear Mark, or being filmed while hoovering up a bunch of coke while her fat children play innocently downstairs, she’s crying because she’s had some bad news at the bank (like here, yesterday). Obviously, don’t cry in front of your bank manager. Save those tears until they can do you some good in front of cameras.

One thing we fail to understand is, if you go bankrupt – as she apparently has – don’t you lose your home and your car? And doesn’t your husband lose any of his 12 businesses? Answers on the back of a £20 note.

 

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4 comments to “Kerry Katona’s guide to never crying unless it’s in public with lots of cameras around, part 986”

  1. I love ‘Scum’s gone to Iceland’…!

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  2. I was just about to say the same thing Jeff. In the words of MMM, ‘Cheeeenius’!

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  3. Oh I am soooo glad she’s wearing a Boston College Sweatshirt. I went to Bston Uniresity and was thankful that she was representing the other Boston school – which happens to be a Catholic College. They could use some good trailertrash train wreck recruiting posters and this should bring in a new demographic. Ex pop singer/reality stars in need of some moral values education. Bring on the Geldof spawn!

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  4. When were her golden years? What did she do? Why is she famous? I didn’t know who the hell she was until February, when I read that *SHE* was once in Atomic Kitten before they made it. Unfathomable! Mind you, I’m no fan of Atomic Kitten; they were proper dull! Perhaps KK would have added some life & drama to that otherwise drab stage school mock-up of a pop group.

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