Question: What does this orchid and your average gay man with his shirt off in a nightclub have in common?

You're off your nut, mate

Answer: They are both off their nuts on orchid feed!

Yes, gentle reader, the new drugs craze hitting the London club scene is… orchid feed, which contains methedrone. Which we really don’t recommend. But really don’t. As in, don’t really. As in, just don’t!

You get an hour of buzz, according to our expert tester, and then you feel like shit for a whole ten days. Now, does that sound like a decent pay off? Add to that some nice mouth ulcers, looking like death complete with dark circles and corpse pallor and, while under the ‘fluence, some fun muscle spasming and it sounds like the night out that keeps on giving. Oh, and take too much and you get a free dose of… death. Gosh!

Honestly. What next? Glue?

 

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2 comments to “Question: What does this orchid and your average gay man with his shirt off in a nightclub have in common?”

  1. Really, how desperate have you got to be to do this shit?
    In fact, I’d rather do shit.

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  2. Who thought of it in the first place? Who are the enemies of orchids?

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