Answer: They are both off their nuts on orchid feed!
Yes, gentle reader, the new drugs craze hitting the London club scene is… orchid feed, which contains methedrone. Which we really don’t recommend. But really don’t. As in, don’t really. As in, just don’t!
You get an hour of buzz, according to our expert tester, and then you feel like shit for a whole ten days. Now, does that sound like a decent pay off? Add to that some nice mouth ulcers, looking like death complete with dark circles and corpse pallor and, while under the ‘fluence, some fun muscle spasming and it sounds like the night out that keeps on giving. Oh, and take too much and you get a free dose of… death. Gosh!
Honestly. What next? Glue?