Well that’s not very sophisticated…

Top or bottom?

So this guy, riiiiiight? He goes to a George Clooney press conference at the Venice Film Festival and gets to ask a question, at which point ‘guy’ takes his top off (leaving only a tie. O. Kay) and declares undying gay love to George Clooney off-of confirmed bachelor and says something lame like, ‘Take me George, take me!’ and c) and d). So far, so not funny. S’not even close. S’points for effort, though.

Oh, that’s it really. Apart from the fact the whole George Clooney/gay thing is so tired it’s an industry cliché – much like his always ‘larking around’ (grow up, etc.) and his always making jokes about being in love with Brad Pitt (grow up, etc.) and his uncomfortable similarities to George Bush the Second (watch his mannerisms. Kinda creepy, riiiight?) and etcetera. Oh and apart from George’s reaction to ‘guy with top off making homo advances’ which was rather mean and unsportsmanlike. Instead of laughing it off and perhaps bending over and taking it like a real man, he instead says:  

‘It’s hard when you take a big chance and it doesn’t really work.’

You bit old gay meany.

Watch and squirm after the break sponsored by San Pellegrino…

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4 comments to “Well that’s not very sophisticated…”

  1. Bored of George Clooney, much? (Yes.)

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  2. My heart goes out to ‘guy with top off making homo advances’. And my cock too if he were to lose a bit of weight.

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  3. Oh George, you cock.

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  4. Even his grey hair bugs me now.

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