By Me Me Me on September 10, 2009
Natalie Cassidy... the human kebab, 10.0 out of 10 based on 1 rating
Posted in Entertainment & stuff | 7 Comments
An easy target MwahMwahMwah, but rightly so, she looks like a sausage in a skin.
Anybody remember Heimlich the caterpillar from A Bug’s Life? No? Never mind.
Please! You’re being too hard on kebabs! I had one last night and unlike sonia it was very tasty. See also sausages.
If you look closely at her dress, it looks like a black owl chucking its guts up.
Jersey ain’t for everyone. Not the island or the fabric.
No idea. [*looks ‘er up on Wiki*] Nope. Never heard of her. I am amused to read about her successful workout DVD though. (-: Mind you, she’s not a cow — just delusional for even attempting that fabric.
It’s the bare tits that get me! The audacity of it!
Is it Christmas yet?
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