Got a new album/face/body/smell/turd to promote? Do what any other self-respecting celebritoire would do and talk out your most personal of personals with aunty Oprah. That’s exactly what Whitney off-of Houston off-of drugs (finally) has done. Helpfully, just in time for the release of her comeback album I Look To You, Whit decided to spill the beans on anything and everything – well mainly bastardo Bobby Brown and that pesky little drugs habit – and aunty Oprah and her United Colours of Benetton audience gasped and laughed and welled up in all the right places. But the icing on this boo-hoo cake? The harrowing revelation that at her lowest point, ‘I didn’t get out of my pyjamas for seven months.’
Don’t forget, kids, ‘crack is whack!’ Good morrow.