‘Little fucker’

Good golly miss Molly, shut your row!Hahaha. And ha. *picks self up from ROFLing, hoses self down for typing ‘ROFLing’*

This is officially our favourite story of the day, even though the day is only young and there could be any number of ‘Kerry Katona dead’ stories that could potentially emerge at any time, at the moment this is winning.

Meet Molly, ‘little fucker’ of the headline. She is one of those angry children who had what is known in the business as a ‘Salma Hayek’ in the middle of a restaurant and spoiled things for everybody, except the parents, who – like owners of aggressive ’he’s just being friendly’ face-removing dogs – seem to be in denial about the hatefulness of their child’s tantrums. But somebody who was well aware of said hatefulness was their waiter, who wrote exactly what he thought of Molly on their bill. It involves two words (guess which ones) – and some other less funny stuff as seen over the jumpette.
F for spelling, A* for effort

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3 comments to “‘Little fucker’”

  1. Serves them right. A screaming child is never acceptable. A screaming queen, however, is.

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  2. I like how he described the mother – also cold with ice cream.

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  3. How come the ‘Kids Menu’ tally takes in pizza, fudge cake AND quasidillas – how much did devil child devour?!

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