There is something so utterly hateful about Rihanna she makes us want to abandon our usually placid ways and unleash
SnakesNaomi-on-a-plane-like fury on this smug and highly viley being. Perhaps when Rihanna and Browny had their little barny she was wearing something along the lines of the above, which by its very nature is worthy of some form of abuse – physical or otherwise. Personally we heard that the pen was mightier than the sword so we thought we’d just write about our loathing of the attention-seeking brat, although ripping those shades off and sticking a Parker in her eye would also be thoroughly rewarding.
*gets self into tizzy, puts The Carpenters on, removes Rihanna from computer screen and all thoughts, relaxes*