This is Mickey Rourke off-of mad as a box of Tranny Banks’ weave about to do what looks like the naughties to a rose, but what we want to know is does he spit or swallow. The answer is over the jump ladies, gennels and Semenyas.
So now you know.




He has the old-man claws.
I’d still have a go though. You know he’d be absolute filth.
He was totally one of my early wank fantatsies. When I was two, but now? Honey I wouldn’t touch it with a rubbered gloved and crisco’d hand. Strike that- he’s famous, send me in girls!
Does anybody remember what Mickey Rourke looked like before he turned into the elephant man?
Yes. Elephant Boy.