‘Uh, get off me!’

Please leaveBah, don’t you just hate it when some tipsy little whore won’t leave you alone? No? Well us neither, but if said tipsy little whore comes in the matchbox-dwelling form of Kylie off-of Nasty Little Cunt (cue the usual hate emails/comments/letter bombs) then we would hate it.

This is she sitting on uncle Benny-from-Abba’s knee at last night’s Abba tribute concert in Hyde Park. By the by, when it there not an Abba tribute concert going on somewhere in the world. Talk about milking the shrivelled teet of their success to some dry old chapped thing you might find on Ulrika Jonsson. Or Daniella ‘101 reasons never to do cocaine’ Westbrook.

Other desperados to perform at the concert included Elaine Paige who really must be banned from radiowaves in all shapes and forms and Lulu, whose rendition of Gimme Gimme Gimme reminded us how much we hate Lulu and how much we love the Gimme Gimme Gimme telly series. Kathy Burke? Cheeniarse.

Happy Monday people!

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3 comments to “‘Uh, get off me!’”

  1. Hahaha, I can not wait for the Kylie-fan vitriol. Always so witty and wonderful. ‘She’s our favourite, so there’

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  2. I bought the boxset of Gimme Gimme Gimme the other day. Absolute Cheeniarse!

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  3. Kylie was fab at this gig. Shows that she is a true superstar – heck, Madonna was not even invited. Who’s THE Queen of pop now??? Kylie of course.
    Please guys, wake up and admit it. Kylie is the one.

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