‘You wanna be on top?’ No thanks, we’re more of a bottom

The Banks is back!We all remember the scenes. Thousands of crazy girls tottering and screeching about at the auditions for Spin Cycle 12 of America’s Next Top Model amid a bomb scare (turns out the suspect package was just a box of Tranny’s weave). And now finally it’s here. Yes, a gaggle of mediocre girls, inevitably including one pixie-cut quirky, one home-gal hoochie, one tearful anorexic, one ‘I’m doing this for my dying [insert relative here]’, one fat ham, one mega-bitch, one lipstick lesbian, one hateful homophobe, one young mum, one cheerleader, and one winner. We can’t wait!

So bring on the next few months of the make-over tears, the faux-mo baths, the Jays – Mr’s increasingly LazyTown look and Miss’s overuse of the F word (‘fierce’, obv) – and of course Tyra. Who we j’adore, just for being mad as a box of hair.

America’s Next Top Model, series 12 (we refuse to say ‘cycle’) is on tonight at 9pm on LivingTV. *claps like a special*

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4 comments to “‘You wanna be on top?’ No thanks, we’re more of a bottom”

  1. I can not friggin wait for this. Wonder if we’ll get Tyra Bot again.

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  2. Girlfren looking hot!

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  3. Do we really need ANTM now we’ve got RuPaul’s Drag Race?

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  4. why did they skip one episode of Drag Race? the one where the ‘bette davis’ drag went home wasn’t shown?

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