We all remember the scenes. Thousands of crazy girls tottering and screeching about at the auditions for Spin Cycle 12 of America’s Next Top Model amid a bomb scare (turns out the suspect package was just a box of Tranny’s weave). And now finally it’s here. Yes, a gaggle of mediocre girls, inevitably including one pixie-cut quirky, one home-gal hoochie, one tearful anorexic, one ‘I’m doing this for my dying [insert relative here]‘, one fat ham, one mega-bitch, one lipstick lesbian, one hateful homophobe, one young mum, one cheerleader, and one winner. We can’t wait!
So bring on the next few months of the make-over tears, the faux-mo baths, the Jays – Mr’s increasingly LazyTown look and Miss’s overuse of the F word (‘fierce’, obv) – and of course Tyra. Who we j’adore, just for being mad as a box of hair.
America’s Next Top Model, series 12 (we refuse to say ‘cycle’) is on tonight at 9pm on LivingTV. *claps like a special*
I can not friggin wait for this. Wonder if we’ll get Tyra Bot again.
Girlfren looking hot!
Do we really need ANTM now we’ve got RuPaul’s Drag Race?
why did they skip one episode of Drag Race? the one where the ‘bette davis’ drag went home wasn’t shown?