Fashion, celebrity, human growth hormone – it’s all right here in this picture of Marc Jacobs at his fashion show flanked (skanked some people might say, but not us) by one lady Madonna and her young pretender (though she does look a little like something a Muppet dragged in here) Lady Gaga.
It was a smashing show with clothes and champagne, which no one but fashion students who had bunked in drank, and more clothes and (in Lady Gaga’s case) too many clothes and (in Madonna’s case) not enough clothes. New York, Mercedes-Benz fashion week, glitz, glamour and Anna Wintour arriving too early and looking – as usual! – like a cunt.
PS Who has seen The September Issue? We went to a gala premiere in Phoenix, Arizona (don’t ask, it’s a long story. And an even longer flight!) and found it to be the most tiresome, empty, charisma-free affair since… what was Kylie last in?