Have you ever seen such a reprehensible line-up of old bollocks in your life?

Fuck you, sista!

It was a sad day for visceral hatred the day that Danny La Rue died.

DLR – or Docklands Light Railway – as we liked to call the daft old tart, is now being ‘honoured’ by a line-up truly worthy of his/her talent. Christopher Biggins! One-time Liberace wannabe Bobby Crush! Anita Harris and her Mole! Bradley Walsh!

And Barbara Windsor, subject to availability (it says on the poster)… which means if she’s not throwing her wig down the mews where our friends are her neighbours telling them to turn the music down/put that barbecue out/get out of her pub or somesuch while her much younger, probably gay husband dresses up in her Carry On outfits. Honestly, what a fuss over nothing that Barbara Windsor is! And her tits were rubbish in Carry On Camping, before you start. Oh, and she hung out with vile, torturing, murdering, raping bastards the Krays. But they were good to their mum!

The piece de resistance must be one Jim Davidson. You know that if you can get notorious homophobe, racist and sexist JD to join in, you’ve really done your work for the gay community.

So, rest in peace DLR. Your legacy is being celebrated in wholly appropriate style. Well, when we say ‘style’…

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5 comments to “Have you ever seen such a reprehensible line-up of old bollocks in your life?”

  1. I wonder if there are any of those £50 tickets left. JOKE. I don’t wonder at all.

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  2. Rick Wakeman!? What’s he doing in that line-up?

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  3. Aren’t all these people dead?

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  4. Some are dead, all are cunts.

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  5. i have to say i was invited to appear on this bill as i was dannys favorite member of channell 4 tvs”the comic strip presents” and i had admired certain aspects about danny as a kid i liked him and got to know him over the years personally and he was exhausting at times however he was a product of his time so i used to expand a lot of energy educating him regarding his and societys prehistoric views about homosexuality and even though i dont think it anything special in many cases just different,i couldnt abide by some of the retarded and unhealthy views he and his stable held reinforcing prejudice and ignorance as some of us had to endure not just racism but trans and homophobic abuse most of our lives and in a lot of cases for lgbt people nothing has altered on more than one occassion i told danny to shut it,as his mouth had obviously worn out because he like jim davidson was talking out of his arse!.i declined needless to say to have the chance of appearing at the world famous london palladium and it would have been great to have paid tribute to dannys benevolent aspects but not on this regressive line-up also lets not be too harsh or judgemental of this lot as they too are victims of their own time frame and ignorance and self loathing, however that doesnt mean to say that we should tolerate it and let it be,because as far as im concerned nobodys too old to learn fresh ways of being
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