If you were faced with this, you’d want to punch it too. Riiiiiiight?

Ssssssssssssssssh.

We’d said it before and we’ll say it again, Rihanna off-of cunt has cunt written all over her. Don’t know what it is. The cunty face, the cunty hair, the cunty clothes, the cunty attitude or the fact she’s just a talentless cunt, but the cunt gets our knickers in a cunting twist.

Bye.

 

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15 comments to “If you were faced with this, you’d want to punch it too. Riiiiiiight?”

  1. I’m Team Brown, that’s for sure.

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  2. Some people are just born with it. Cuntiness that is.

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  3. If you sliced her in two, it’ll be written right through. Can someone find out?

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  4. I must have missed something … why do we hate Rihanna again?

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  5. Oh come on Bunny…obviously, MeMeMe doesn’t like her so this instance of domestic violence is funny. I guess it’s a bit like if Gok Wan got queerbashed, that kind of queerbashing would be fine too and we could just pass it off as a joke.

    It’s lazy, shite writing and it’s crap. The standard of late has been a bit pony to be frank. Someone writing this blog isn’t trying very hard and is still being told they’re amusing even when they’re not.

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  6. glad you guys can find humour in someone getting punched. I do hope you, or your mother will never have to find out how funny it is. No matter how “cunty” they might be.
    Well done guys. Keep up the good works.

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  7. Oh Truth, I was waiting for someone (you, actually) to see this post as a justification for violence. This site really is lost on you. Trot off back to Kylie-ville, woncha…

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  8. ps. Can I also point out that – as is widely known but not widely reported – that Rihanna threw the first punch. Or threw the first boot, if we’re being specific. Strange that the woeful hypocrisy of this cunt goes mostly unacknowledged. In Rihanna’s world it’s okay to hit your boyfriend, just so long as he doesn’t hit her back. Strange rule book if you ask me.

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  9. I’M DRUNK ADN i love EVERYONE!!!!

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  10. It’s edgy and it’s naughty and it’s rude and I LOVE it.
    I also haven’t been on here in a while. Hello everyone.

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  11. Michael – My point is that this blog has tried to give itself a bit of a snarky edge of late and If this is the quality of story that this attempt produces then it’s a pretty sorry effort.

    Celebrities and their freakish lives produce a wealth of opportunity to write an amusing piece. Domestic violence is not one of those opportunities, neither is queerbashing. The fact that the article referenced another one, in which the author said they didn’t condone domestic violence, but in the next sentence, contradicted themselves to say they felt that Chris Brown ‘had a point’ shows a lack of intelligence. The hypocrisy is that no similarly written article about queerbashing would be published on this blog for fear of alienating the readers. Gok Wan is vilified here – that’s fine, he’s a celebrity who puts himself and his lifetsyle on show, just like Rihanna, but if he was beaten to a pulp by some mindless queerbasher we’d all recognise that they weren’t the type of people to differentiate between types of ‘gay’ they just hated gays period. None of us would find that funny, so it wouldn’t be written – just like this piece shouldn’t have been.

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  12. Erm, still wanna punch her. Doesn’t mean I will.

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  13. Great, that’s lovely Norm. Thing is he did, so we’re not in the realm of hypothetical.

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  14. Who’s to say that if Gok got beaten up it would be because he is a gay – ie queerbashing? He’s far more likely to get a livener because he’s just a bit of a wanker. Or a c-word, like Brella-Brella here.

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