This is the face of the new Sugababe

Nul points, bitch

They do not learn, do they, these pop stars? The law is, if you leave a girl group in order to pursue solo business your career rediverts direct to toilet. Ask a Spice Girl. Ask Melanie Blatt. Ask Mutya Buena. Don’t ask Diana Ross.

The lastest to think she can go her own way (there’s a Fleetwood Mac song in there if you’re paying attention) is Amelle, the nice newish one off-of Sugababes, who, in the wake of her number one with some rapper, has decided she has a glittering non-Top Shop checkout girl career ahead of her. She’s signed with Jay-Z’s label and, just as they are about to release a new album, has flounced out, Kerry Katona-style.

In her place, and this is even more retarded, is Jade Ewen. Yes! Off-of Eurovision! The one apparently putting together a solo album of tracks by the likings of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Diane Warren!

Wonders they say will never cease. Golden Wonders, on the other hand, always cease eventually. 

 

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5 comments to “This is the face of the new Sugababe”

  1. Very strange indeed. What is Jade thinking? What is Amelle thinking? What is anyone thinking? Think, people, think!

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  2. Can’t they bring back Siobhan Donaghy?

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  3. i thought that horrible keisha was taking time off to go to ‘university’ [snigger] anyway…?

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  4. From a very reliable insider source: Amelle is NOT leaving the Sugababes … but the above scenario WAS used as “a threat to keep her in line.” Mind you, that doesn’t really work anyway, as Amelle has a solo record deal on-hold with the same label {that’s no secret}. I hope it all cools down because I really enjoy & prefer the Amelle/Heidi/Keisha line-up — certainly vocally. The long & short of it is: Amelle & Keisha are not getting along right now. A slightly more gossipy source tells me Keisha t’inks she’s Miss T’ing and needs to be taken down a notch.

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  5. Who and/or what are the Sugababes?

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