Imagine the scene: We hear Cheryl Cole’s first proper solo single, ‘Fight For This Love’, and we didn’t like it. Not one jot. We thought it was bollocks. And not the dog’s bollocks, the bollocks’ bollocks. Not nice ones, either.
Then we heard it again, accompanied by the video. We liked it a bit of jot. But not a lot. Pot. Hot. Top. Mop. Dot. Fop. Drop. Grot. Snot. Schlop. Hop. Co-op. Cheese. Dairylea Triangles.
And not only is it KGOU (TM), but Cheryl Cole off-of Over-exposure kinda brings to mind Benny Hill in the gettup she’s gettuping in the video for ‘Fight For This Love’. Spooky, non?
The video – should you choose to partake – is after the jump sponsored by Cheryl Cole Inc.