Co. ck.

Well THAT'S not very sophisticated...

Who? Alex Reid, off-of bumming Katie Price.

Where? Petrol station. Somewhere. Anywhere. Doesn’t really matter.

Why? He’s topless.

But why? Because he’s a cock.

(Worked, mind…)

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9 comments to “Co. ck.”

  1. (still would mind)

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  2. Hahaha, silly bastard. It’s like those boys who walk down Old Compton Street lifting up their shirts to ‘scratch their stomachs’, magically revealing a six-pack.
    ‘My oh my, how did THAT get there?!’

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  3. Talking of co. ck, wouldn’t mind his. The fact that it’s wrong makes it so right.

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  4. White Range Rover. Who’d have thought.

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  5. Love how they pixie-fellate his registration number to protect his anonymity

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  6. He’s a twat, but I’d totally bum him. People’s propensity for cock-ness has no effect on my sex life.

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  7. I think anybody that manages to turn a petrol station forecourt into the dance floor of Fire deserves our love and support, not our scorn.

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  8. I think he probably looks at himself more than her during ‘the act’.

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  9. I’v got a semi. Is that wrong?

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