Tighten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy future for flying if this lot have their way

So you know how unpleasant it is to sit on one of those seats on the bus where you’re facing someone (yep, some of us go on the bus)? And they’re eyeballing you, and knocking your knees with their knees, and spilling their shopping all over your so-far pristine desert boots and looking at your package (OK, so we admit we do that too…) Well, how do you fancy that for four hours on your way to Mykonos? Depends who it is? Yeah, we hear you, sister.

Anyway, that’s the latest idea to save money by squishing us up on flights. Inspired by the way they fly soldiers hither and yon (imagine package watching on those flights!), it’s the brain child (with the emphasis on the ‘child’ rather than the ‘brain’) of Design Q, who admit it ain’t ideal but if we want those fares to stay (stay?) cheap, then it’s a viable option.

What we want to know is, how will they get those EasyTrolleys down without kneecapping everyone? Hmmm?