Look at those gays from Manchesterfordshire… Which for those who don’t know, isn’t London. It’s in a magical land called ‘The North’ where towns are actually cakes, vowels and consonants take on a whole persona of their own, and the men have lesbian hair.
And they even have a Pride of their very own. (Sidebar: We went to it once. Was actually funs. Plural.) This year’s took place, ooh, three/four/maybe more weeks ago and some nice folk took the time out, in the great tradition of cabaret and lip-syncing and razzle-dazzle, to do their own version of Lily Allen’s anti-homophobia/anti-hatred-in-general ditty, ‘Fuck You’.
Enjoy, if you will, after the break sponsored by the NHS (see nice man above). And to any Americanish dissenters… NHS Rocks! Which is a bit like Fashion Rocks, but only working with a pallette of blue, khaki green and off white.