Yes! It’s Eva Longoria off-of Desperate(ly boring) Housewives! Indeed! Even though it looks so not like her it might as well be our Auntie Jean. Though Auntie Jean wouldn’t be caught dead in stay-ups.
She’s living her dream, it says on the cover (according to a French workie we’re currenly, erm, working) so it seems her dream is to dress up like some sort of Goodbye to Berlin hooker (she’s just short of a bowler hat and a turned-the-wrong-way-round chair and she’d be doing ‘Mein Herr’) and stand around looking scary.
She should dream bigger.