We’ve been watching these two – often with our hands down the front of our at-home trackie bottoms/leisure pyjamas – with great, ahem, interest but that, ahem, interest came to an, ahem, head last night when Christian (on the right) dragged Syed off the very streets of Walford to hard-kiss him down an, ahem, alley (where are those Lockets? This cough is getting ridiculous).
The whole thing had become a bit of a love triangle what with the geeky Narrow Shouldered Gay (NSG) James implicated, though don’t expect any threeways anytime soon, mind you, you never know with ‘Stenders. They’ll go there. They’ve had hot ginger dads and everything.
The storyline we are personally hoping for is that Christian and Syed will be cruising Gaydar one night, find us on it (not that we have a profile or anything), start sending cheeky messages, ask where we live, send a car to pick us up (maybe driven by Pat or is she still banned for killing a kiddie while driving under the influence?), get us back to theirs where they’ve already opened a bottle of prosecco and put on their best non-Aussiebum undies to roger us past the watershed.
In the meantime, who was that who was watching them deep-tongue each other up the back alley last night?