It’s Britney Spears’ new single! It’s a pile of bollocks! And not in a good way!

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssh.

Few more of these (!!!) for good measure.

We’d add a few more bollocks for good measure, but Anal Danyl used up the Entertainment World’s quota on Saturday. He probably chomped down on a few afterwards, mmm-hmmmn! *pats hair, etc*

So after the break, ladies ‘n’ germs ‘n’ undecided, you’ll find Britney Spears’ new single, ’3′. Like it? Not. Not even close. It’s lazy and pointless and tune-less and the voice has not only stripped the varnish off our Modernist parquet floors but the skin off Workie’s face (it’s an improvement. Those pores were scaring the paid staff…)

But don’t leave it to us to make your decisions for you… Leap the jaunty leap to listen to Britney’s new single your very self… And who said democracy was dead? *puts fingers in ears*

 

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3 comments to “It’s Britney Spears’ new single! It’s a pile of bollocks! And not in a good way!”

  1. Ouch! (That’s the sound my ears just made)

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  2. This woman’s still going and Chas and Dave have called it a day. Tis a worry and a tradge.

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  3. Well, that’s about as charming as a hemorrhoid isn’t it. Cunt.

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