Two methods of finding out how gay you are

five, six, seven, eight...

Method 1: Determine how excited you are about the imminent release of a film starring not only a line-up of Fosse-style babes but Penelope Cruz, Sir Dame Judi Dench, Marion Cotillard, Fergie off-of a Black Eyed Pea (or Pee, if you ever saw that pic of her having wet herself live on stage), Dame Sophia Loren… oh, and Daniel Day Lewis.

It’s called Nine, it’s a musical, it’s directed by NSG (narrow shouldered gay, it’s a new expression: live it, love it, give it) Garry Marshall and it’s out in November. There’s a little ET making of (you can imagine the depth and insight) over the jump just to get you frothing at the fanny.

Method 2: Place your hands flat on a surface – could be a desk, could be a hooker’s back – and compare the lengths of your index and ring fingers.

If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, then you may be gay but at least you have a masculine bone in your body (there’s a dirty joke in there for those hard up for a dirty joke). The bigger the difference between your ring and your index, the more masculine you are.

If, conversely, your index finger is longer than your ring finger, you are a full-blown lady. Again, the bigger the difference, the bigger a lulu you are.

Scientific fact that is. Tried and found true. It’s called 2D4D or something. Now for that dolly video, you massive-index-fingered FREAKS!

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

More dolly #content:

4 comments to “Two methods of finding out how gay you are”

  1. if you’re gay and your index finger is longer than yr cock then you’re in trouble

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  2. It’s actually true the finger thing – I read it in Scientific American. Get me!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  3. I’m a total lulu and don’t I know it.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  4. You mean Rob Marshall. Garry Marshall is Penny Marshall’s brother and he is anything but an NSG. Or, well, anything but NS anyway. You’d have to ask him about the G.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment