Where to start…

It's a look...

Legs?

Shoulders?

Knees and toes, knees and toes?

*stands away from screen*

And tits stuffed inside of a Aunty Jean’s ‘special occasion’ nightie! And hair. All of it. All the hair in the world. None left for anyone. Not even Tranny Banks. She’ll be on the rampage, that one. And we all know how she pages with rams.

And do you like how we haven’t even mentioned this is Donatella ‘skin’ Versace and Janet ‘Give me a beat’ Jackson at the amfAR do in London’s glittering Milan, yesterday? Bet you do.

And do you like how we haven’t even mentioned Janet Jackson was on the next table to us at Bice in Milan on Saturday. Bet you do. (NB. Click on the Bice link back there, then click the Google translate thing at the top. Then read. Hours of funs. We particularly like, ‘local suffered for cooking tasty and beloved for the friendliness of the Lady’. Lady with a capital L.)

*curtseys*

ps. Kitty’s drunk on their outfits. He can’t even sit straight…

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5 comments to “Where to start…”

  1. Janet has the face on an eleven-year-old. Literally.

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  2. and worra dump Bice is. We so hate it there. Between them couldn’t they afford somewhere nice?

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  3. Oh Janet.

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  4. She looks like she should be coming down a long staircase in Southfork Ranch cursing JR Ewing. in 1983.

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  5. DISTRACTION! Janet, who is lovely regardless, really packs on the weight between albums. Then Michael went & died during her off-season and she had to change out of her Eatin’ Dress & look presentable without warning. She couldn’t really be doing better at hiding her temporary weight gain but there’s more to it than extra fabric and big BIG hair! :-) Frankly, I don’t think Janet’s dress is awful; the current trend seems to be not just ’80s but WORST OF THE ’80s anyway.

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